Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
So hey, my name is Niccole and yes it's actually spelled with two C's, I didn't just make that up because the URL was taken.
me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now
Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh
the road to success is under construction
…did i just witness a three-way crossover
yes i did
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.